1. When I was about 12 or 13 I had an amazing sex with this guy, we did it in the shower too and it was great.

-Steamy Simon Fuhksalot

That’s really fab. There’s nothing better than gay sex in a shower. Doesn’t everything taste so much cleaner too? I had sex several times in bath houses all over Europe, so in a way, I can relate. It was great. The bath houses over there are much cleaner too. Everything is made out of tiles so they sanitize the entire place for about 15 minutes 3 or 4 times a day. You’d be in the middle of a show and have to leave for a little while but as soon as they were done sanitizing you’d just mount yourself right back on that pony. I lived.

-C. Cuntrillikah